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Dorkly Bits
2010
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Dorkly Bits Season 2 Full Episode Guide
A toast to Luigi: The richest Player 2 in town.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.
It's all in the limbs.
Psh, you can talk to your family anytime.
Never trust the guy in the van.
Night of the living dread.
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out with your shrill, horrible voice.
Nothing like a little Spring inventory cleaning.
No animals were harmed in the making of the Tanooki suit.
Don't cross the (time) streams.
It's called tough love. Very, very tough love.
You've got to draw the line somewhere. Preferably behind the badass laser robot.
Initializing raspy voice mode...
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And gigantic, car-sized frogs.
If you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea.
This isn't the game over he asked for.
These Dorkly boys don't cut em' no slack.
Doubling in size instantly is bad for your health.
You will rue the day you summoned him.
The only dunking he's doing involves cookies and milk.
Player 2 has Player 1 aspirations.
That's the last time he'll drive while eating Falcon Lunch.
Imitation is the sincerest form of douchebaggery.
You don't need jelly beans to transform into a productive member of society.
Nothing's more dangerous than stereotyping. Except maybe Goro.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
One fox, two tails, unlimited lives.
It's not the size of your gun arm that counts, it's how you use it.
He's not big on using shotgun ice, but he's always down to shotgun Natty Ice.
It's better to give than to receive a terrible present.
Speed runs save lives.
Dr. Wily wants him gone.
Behind every great woman there's an awful man trying to get her in a bikini.
Even seasoned comedians occasionally bob-omb.
His face has a lot of character. Horrible, deformed character.
"Gee, I've been saved by therapy. How swell.
The fastest thing alive meets the smoothest talker alive.
When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.
Back in my day, fireflowers were only a nickel.
Teamwork is infectious.
"It's not you, it's me....and the fact that you're not a princess.
They're not the best strategists, but they'll run at you like nobody's business.
I think we can all agree that gridlock is the real monster here.
He'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.
The only thing worse than having your head chopped off is having your head mostly chopped off.
You'd be amazed at how much living next to Hell will affect your property value.
Not enough minerals? MINE THEM YOURSELF.
He's as American as apple pie injected with super steroids.
They're going to kill you....
No free coins. No extra lives. The only way out is the reset button.
He's got a few ghost skeletons in his closet.
Imitation is the sincerest form of ornithology.
He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.
You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.
You shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight.
They say dolphins are only slightly less intelligent than humans. And humans are pretty dumb.
The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.
Forgive and forget. Unless they just punched through a skyscraper.
What happens in the warp zone, stays in the warp zone.
He had his whole extra life ahead of him.
Our heart containers go out to his family.
The higher they jump, the farther they fall. And fall. And fall.
He's a master of the "Hadouken" and "Waistband" technique.
Never buy a pre-owned drillcar.
"Thank you, father! But our respectable suitor is in another castle.
We'd use the sprites from Final Fantasy 1, but he doesn't do originals.
Living in a backpack is the least of her worries.
This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.
He's game ready. And really, really desperate.
If she's going to street fight, she'd better do it like a proper lady.
They'll do anything to save him. As long as it's not too much work.
He'd be a great voiceover artist if he didn't have to read or talk.
He's a t-t-t-t-terrifying ruler.
Guess who's being randomly encountered for dinner.
He was the least and most annoying bandicoot at the party.
This is what happens when you find a roommate on Craigslist in Raccoon City.
What happens in Casino Night Zone stays in Casino Night Zone.
Angry birds and pigs have a lot in common. For example, neither can fly for some reason.
It's hard to beat a boss when he's into it.
8 bit blood is thicker than 8 bit water.
Overheating is radical.
Don't even get him started on Creed.
Every ninja's dream: two girls at the same time.
Sharing is caring. Unfortunately, caring won't help you much in videogames.
No holding down B in the pool area.
The greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him.
To be the number 1 robot, you need a place to go number 2.
The best defense is a crappy offense.
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